Einstein On A Beam Of Light



Einstein on a beam of light,
Deduced the Cosmos in his head;
Gerald on a boozy night,
Fucked a student in his bed.


Wittgenstein broke all his words,
Delivering his notebooks up.
Gerald just passed out his turds;
Then motored off to feed and sup.

Gallileo scanned the stars,
With his new fangled telescope;
Gerald merely bears the scars
Of killing those who cannot cope.

The Prof. produced a book last June:
Called it "Pound and Metaphor";
Made good sense of a baboon
(Which hadn't been explained before).

They say that Gerald, when he's pissed,
Will show his penis for a pound.
He's on the New Year's Honours List!
(Sir Gerald has a pleasing sound!)